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The first day of shooting for Help! was almost the end of the film and The Beatles. We were on a yacht and I was the mad scientist trying to cut the ring off Ringo’s finger. Ringo escapes me and dives off the yacht 30 feet into the sea. They had a bunch of people watching the area for sharks. So Dick Lester said, “Let’s do another shot.” They dried Ringo off, and he was shivering because it was out of season and bloody cold. We did another take and then another and after the third take Dick said, “Let’s do another.” Ringo said, “Do we have to do it again?” Dick said, “Well, I’d like another one. Why?” Ringo said, “Because I can’t swim.” Dick Lester went white and said, “Why on earth didn’t you tell me?” Ringo said, “Well, I didn’t like to say.”

—Victor Spinetti (via notebook-keeper)

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joshpeck:

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PUT IT IN

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